WTF? We can blame David Lynch for Miley Cyrus?
Quoting Billy Ray Cyrus: During filming, David Lynch pulled me to the side and said, “I don’t have any reason to blow smoke up your butt, but I just want to tell you the truth — I think you could be a serious actor.” And I said, “Really? I’ve never done this before.” He said, “A director is looking for someone who is real, and you’re very real. I love the way you’re playing these scenes. If you just continue to be real, you can do anything you want to do as an actor.” With that note of embracement from David Lynch, I then went on to read a script called Doc, and Doc was about hope and faith and love, a very positive show on Pax TV. I went and auditioned for Dr. Clint Cassidy and they hired me, and four years, 88 episodes later, I was a full-time actor.
You look back on it and without David Lynch, Miley wouldn’t be Hannah Montana. Without Toronto, Canada, and the fact that I did that first series…that’s when Miley fell in love with acting. She started taking a role on Doc — she became this little girl named Kylie in a recurring role — and I took her to see Mamma Mia! on the stage in Toronto. Toronto really embraced the arts and acting; at the time, it wasn’t so much like that in Nashville, they didn’t have acting classes. She was able to surround herself with some great coaches and some great thespians from the moment she said she was going to become a great actress. That was the turning point, when she said that’s what I’m going to do. She applied herself to become an actress. So without Lynch, that wouldn’t have happened. (full article)
That pretty much wipes out all the good Karma that Lynch garnered through his movies!
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We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won’t allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it’s obscene!
“(Reuters) – Prince Harry apologised on Saturday after a newspaper website published video footage showing him calling an Asian army colleague a “Paki,” but he said he had used the term without malice.”
http://uk.reuters.com/article/UKNews1/idUKTRE50A1JT20090111
The postmodern world has no sense of proportion.
xoxo,
Izabael
p.s. the title of this post is from Apocalypse Now.
50/50 odds on Biological WMD before 2013
Not sure why they play coy by using the date 2013 instead of 2012 since it’s close enough to still play on people’s fears of the Mayan calendar “predicting” the end/beginning of the world.
At any rate. There is apparently a 50-50 chance for some nasty bio disease (or regular nuke of course, but bio is more likely according the article) exploding into the general populace within the next 5 years? That’s pretty fucked up.
“The consequences of a biological attack are almost beyond comprehension. It would be 9/11 times 10 or a hundred in terms of the number of people who would be killed,” former Sen. Bob Graham said.
All I can say is that your focus determines your reality.
Therefore, don’t war, make love, make love hard, now…as much as possible…always and with as many people as possible at once or alone at your own pleasure, your own sensuous discretion.
xoxoxoxo
Izabael
Sarah Palin upskirt photo: sexist my eye!
So here is the “big-deal” picture of the day. A so-called upskirt photo of Sarah Palin. Well a) it’s not a real “up-skirt” picture, but everyone is calling it that. It’s more like a “blurry, through-the-legs” shot, but whatever.
Is it sexist? Well it probably is, but I don’t give a darn tootin’ because Sarah Palin brings this upon herself. She is clearly one of those “professional” women who uses their sexuality as a power-tool when dealing with men. I have no problems with that either, but it’s a two-edged sword, and if you go around with your not-so-modest skirts and your sexy high heels, do you really think you aren’t going to be sexualized? Sarah knows what she is doing when she dresses–professional–but sexy. It’s calculated.
A shot like this very astute and perceptive of what’s really going on with her actually. Polls are showing her support from women has dropped considerably and now most of her support comes from men. If you don’t think her popularity is partly due to her sex-appeal, then please step away from the crack-pipe.
Boys, men, and women alike are drawn in by her sexuality. We aren’t used to seeing sexy women in power and that’s why we are fascinated. But when a Reuters photographer snaps these shots, we cry “fowl” and “sexism”? Get serious.
Palin’s ride to the near-top is heavily due to sexism. She’s been using her sex appeal to her advantage in the male-dominated world of politics for years.
If she really cared she would wear pants–but then her poll numbers would drop even more.
xoxo,
Izabael DaJinn
Sarah Palin and her pink campaign signs…
Well they certainly are adorable and they are just like ones I would have for myself (if I lacked integrity enough to ever run for public office.)
But I have a few questions:
1) Has a presidential/vice-presidential candidate ever used *PINK* before? Gotta be a first.
2) Has any VP candidate EVER had their own sign?? It’s always Clinton-Gore, or Reagan-Bush, etc. I’m quite certain Dan Quayle wasn’t allowed to run around with his own campaign signs.
3) Are the Republicans just trying to get us to forget about McCain completely and vote for Sarah because she’s on the “pink team”?
xoxo,
Izabael
McSame, McGimmick, or just plain McChicken?
Do I really even need to explain what I’m talking about? McSame’s new McGimmick about postponing presidential debates? Come on! What a joke. McChicken is the word of the day. buuuck-buuck-buuuuck
Flickr sucks ass
Just a little tip from someone who was with them for almost 2 years. DON’T TRUST THEM. They will delete your photo account with no explanation if *anyone* says you violated their guidelines…whether you do or not.
I was well within their Terms of Service, and out of nowhere 2 years later they just remove my PAID account without so much as a warning message. They won’t respond to your email messages with anything but a form-fed reply as well. (They still don’t tell me which rule I supposedly broke.)
Personally I’m not surprised. I’ve heard all the Flickr horror stories for a long time, but here is another record for the search engines on how Flickr will delete your photos for no reason. What a joke. You pay them and they treat you as if you were using some free service like YouTube or MySpace.
xoxo,
Iza
John McGimmick and the Beauty-Queen Huntress Sarah Palin
Well, you know guys, I was actually not going to talk much about politics this season. Too many people yap about it already and most people already are convinced of their candidate; so what’s the point?
But you know….sometimes the surreal world of post-modern politics makes me laugh and cry all at the same time.
First the cry:
You know. Male hunters are one thing. I get that the alpha-male impulse in your brains precludes you from seeing how inhumane, unsporting, and totally unnecessary modern hunting is. But a woman? She should fucking know better.
John McCain shot himself in the foot by adding a woman to the ticket.
Why? Because McCain was holding steady with Obama in the polls due to racism (something you won’t see mentioned in most mainstream news sites, but I’m a demon and can speak ‘fo realz). He should have ran with the ball on getting all those racists to vote for him. Now he just triggered the one thing in this world that runs deeper than racism: sexism.
Now McCain has evened out Obama’s blackness with Palin’s femaleness. Sad to say, but McCain would have done better with some old white guy who looks like he would appear on American money.
Also, McCain is on crack if he thinks he will pick up most Hillary supporters. This bitch is anti-choice even in cases of rape and incest!! How about we hire Bill O’Reilly to rape Sarah Palin, and then we’ll see how happy she is to squeeze out his love-child.

Oh, and can I mention her 17 year old preggers daughter?

This is clearly another attempt to pander to the redneck Republican base–but this also is a miscalculation. This would have been more effective had her daughter been only twelve and the father been her uncle. Then again the father’s name is “Levi” so good call there!
Now for the laugh:
Does she not look like the hottest high school principal in the world? Seriously.
If Sarah Palin’s career falters after this failed campaign with John McButtNugget, she can always hit me up for a pin-up job. Wouldn’t you guys like to see her on my site? Maybe we can suck each other’s toes! (I have those stripper shoes, btw. You go girl!)
Peace out,
Izabael
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Izabael’s Idiot Award: Fla. Lawmakers Consider Outlawing Drug Called "New Marijuana"
Fla. Lawmakers Consider Outlawing Drug Called “New Marijuana”
POSTED: 9:57 am EDT March 11, 2008
Original article in regular font. My comments are in bold.
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — State lawmakers are considering a ban on what is being called the new marijuana. Salvia divinorum is a hallucinogenic herb that’s inexpensive and easy to obtain.
Ok, marijuana is nothing like Salvia. At all. Period. There is nothing “new marijuana” about Salvia whatsoever.
Florida state Representative Mary Brandenburg has introduced a bill to make possession of salvia a felony punishable by up to five years in prison and state Senator Evelyn Lynn, whose committee plans to study the salvia bill Tuesday, says the drug should be criminalized.
Native to Mexico and still grown there, salvia divinorum is generally smoked but can also be chewed or made into a tea and drunk.
Salvia is a natural herb that is showing up on local school campuses. It’s smoked through a bong and the effects kick in right away. In 2006, University of Central Florida student Joel Birsch said he tried it because it’s legal.
The video of his 10-minute high is disturbing to watch. He wrestled a friend to the ground. Then, Birch threw himself down a staircase. He dislocated his shoulder. He watched the video and admitted he even hallucinated.
“I thought I was a Ninja Turtle,” he said. “I though I was (rap artist) 50-Cent.”
This is a problem right there. You aren’t going to have a spiritual trip if you don’t know what you are getting into, and you don’t start out with the right mental state and setting. Salvia is NOT a party drug. Few people use it for such and those are the ones giving it a bad name.
Salvia is a hallucinogen that gives users an out-of-body sense of traveling through time and space or merging with inanimate objects. Unlike hallucinogens like LSD or PCP, however, salvia’s effects last for a shorter time, generally up to an hour.
Ok, then why call it the “new marijuanna?” These people are morons. Who elects them?
Commander Gil McDaniel with the narcotics unit at the Orange County Sheriff’s Office said this herb should not be legal.
And I say people like Gil McDaniel should mind his own goddamned business. Kiss my ass, Gil.
“If you think you’re a Ninja Turtle and you throw yourself down the steps, that should be your first clue something’s wrong,” said Commander McDaniel.
If you base your entire research of a Shamanistic and time-honored drug with a long, long history of spiritual and healing use, on one college dork’s trip, then you are a bigger moron than I thought. There is plenty of research documenting Salvia and its healing properties (not as much as their could be of course. We all know how governments like to squash drug research that isn’t done by a pharmaceutical company.)
Ten countries including Australia, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, Israel, Italy, Norway, Poland, South Korea and Sweden have criminalized Salvia.
What can I say? The ignorance in this world abounds.
In the U.S., Salvia is illegal in Louisiana, Missouri, Tennessee, Delaware, and Oklahoma. Legislation is being considered in New York, Illinois, Alaska and California. But in Florida, there is no law.
“I’m not worried about it ’cause I didn’t do anything illegal or anything,” said Birch. But McDaniel counters by saying, “What’s amazing is the stupidity of people who say, ‘It’s legal so it’s okay.’”
That’s interesting! Because what is amazing to me is that people in this so-called free country still go out their way to dictate what other people should or should not put into their bodies.
Salvia Divinorum is not a party or recreational drug. If it is abused as such, it’s no worse than an arsonist torching a house with a common lighter. Let’s ban lighters!
Most people who use Salvia use it responsibly and for visionary and spiritual reasons. To yank it away from them is just one more layer of drug-paranoia in our already drug-fascist society.
The sheriff’s office would like to see legislation passed in Florida to make Salvia illegal.
And Birch said, after watching the video of his high, “I probably wouldn’t do that again.”
Good. Fools like you should stay away from it.
No known deaths have been attributed to salvia’s use, but it was listed as a factor in one Delaware teen’s suicide two years ago.
This is dubious to me. There is nothing in any of the studies I’ve read on Salvia or in the experience of myself or the dozens of other people I know who’ve done it that would suggest it contributes to suicide whatsoever. In fact there is some research that suggest that Salvia HELPS WITH DEPRESSION. Prozac and other SSRI’s cause far more suicides, but I don’t see anyone taking it off the market.
In Florida, you have to be 18 years old to legally buy the herb.
I’d like to pick on Florida, but here in California we already have legislation trying to criminalize Salvia.
If you want some real facts on Salvia check out the Erowid Salvia FAQ. If you want to see a modern Shamanistic use of Salvia check out “So You Want To Be a Goetic Shaman?” which utilizes Salvia as part of the technique.
Think and research for yourself! Don’t believe the FUD!
xoxox
Izabael
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Careful what you bring to Dubai…
Sure it’s beautiful (the above picture is what it should look like by the end of 2009), and sure there are some technological marvels there (the tallest building in the world), but Dubai is part of the United Arab Emirates, and that means a mentality that seems more appropriate to the Middle Ages than it does to a city that is trying to become the world’s largest tourist destination of twenty-first century.
The UAE has mandatory 4 year minimum sentences for any sort of convicted drug arrest.
“So what?” you say. You never touch drugs?
Did I mention “drugs” can include your legally prescribed medications, a stray poppy seed from an old sandwich, melatonin from the health food store, or even a microscopic piece of marijuana stuck to the bottom of your shoe? Yes, travelers to (and through) Dubai have been sentenced to years in jail for all these things:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/southern_counties/4200952.stm
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/06/27/dubai.austin/index.html
Oh, and guess what? It’s not just drugs you have to worry about.
If you are a woman without your head covered, expect to be stared at constantly, everywhere you go. (Everyone assumes you are a prostitute.)
http://forums.eslcafe.com/job/viewtopic.php?t=59356
You are a man and don’t care about that? Well, how about getting anal-raped and then being prosecuted as a homosexual? (Did I already mention it’s like the Middle Ages in Dubai? Oh yeah, I did!)
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/01/world/middleeast/01dubai.html?pagewanted=2&_r=1
In case all these news stories weren’t enough, here you can get the straight dirt on Dubai directly from the U.S. Consolate webpage:
http://dubai.usconsulate.gov/dubai/Arrest/Criminal_Penalties.html
If they find you “suspicious” at the airport for any reason, they can (and do) take you aside and go over everything have with a microscope. Why they try so hard to find miniscule deposits of illegal substances is beyond me. It’s just so counterintuitive to how you should treat people coming to your country to spend money. In contrast, when visiting Jordan, they just confiscate any contraband and let you go along your merry way. At least that is civilized.
Think you will have a high-tech prison cell in Dubai and be afforded civilized amenities? Here’s a quote from a friend of someone still locked up there: “Bugs are crawling out of his mattress when he’s sleeping. His family are frantic with worry and can’t call him.”
A few other crappy things I’ve learned too:
There are no clear and usable street names.
Everything is under constant construction day and night. (15%-20% of the world’s cranes are currently in Dubai).
Dubai’s workforce is 97% imported from other countries. (Most of them are stripped of their Visa’s when they get a job leaving them essentially as helpless serfs.)
Can you believe we were considering traveling there? Don’t let beautiful Dubai pictures fool you! Research first!
In all fairness though, Dubai has built up a sprawling metropolis from almost scratch since 1990. This includes only 5 years to build the world’s tallest building (by far!). But in seven years, we, the United States, haven’t even come close to completing a new World Trade Center–seven years later, folks. How pathetic is that?
Dubai, 1990:
Dubai, 2007:
The Freedom Tower, 2008:
But don’t feel bad. The United States, as the world’s largest consumer of oil (especially the The US Department of Defense), can take pride that we made the new and improved Dubai possible!
This has been a public service announcement from:
Izabael DaJinn





