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The Hidden Dangers of Super Mario Galaxy

  • Posted on February 12, 2008 at 12:54 pm

Never in my life have I been so thoroughly inspired to eat candy and take hallucinogens.

Why? 

I’ve been playing Super Mario Galaxy on the Wii.  I have discovered that Super Mario Galaxy is a highly informative game especially for children.

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I, myself, have learned many new & interesting things!!  To name a few:

 

1)  Eating green mushrooms prolongs my life.

2)  Cute, little mushroom people are my friends.

3)  I can “fly” from galaxy to galaxy (in my red, white, and blue uniform).

4) Your mushroom friends travel the universe in a giant red mushroom called the STARSHROOM.  Yes, the “Starshroom.”  Can you say Jefferson Starshroom?   Er…Jefferson Starship…er Jefferson Airplane. 

5)  When you feed the star-people, who look like star-shaped Ecstasy tablets, they will eventually get fatter and fatter until they explode and give birth to more galaxies.

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6)  You need to collect as many “stars” as possible.

7)  The “Sweet, Sweet Galaxy” is just that.  I gained 5 pounds playing through it.

8)  If you lose too many lives, Princess Peach will send you more mushrooms through the mail.

 

All I can say to parents: If your kids get fat and end up taking hallucinogenic drugs, you shouldn’t punish them.  After all you taught them at a very young age what is fun to do.  And don’t blame Super Mario, you can go back to Lewis Carroll (and later Disney) to complain about this one.

 

“One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don’t do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she’s ten feet tall”

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Rockband vs. Guitar Hero ]|[

  • Posted on December 18, 2007 at 1:19 pm

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Accuracy:

I’m not a musician but from the "feel" of things and based on what I’ve read in articles such as this, I’d say Guitar Hero 2 is the most accurate, with Rock Band close or equal to it.  Guitar Hero 3 is generally criticized as having extra notes to make it harder without adding anything in terms of accuracy. 

Since all these are "games" and the bottom line is none of them are really like playing an actual guitar, I’m not sure how much it really matters how "accurate" they are as long as they are fun.  Nevertheless, these are "simulations" of sorts and simulations are always more satisfying when they are accurately representing what they simulate. 

Music:

The music in all these games are awesome, and certainly what gives me the biggest thrill is working to unlock the next set of songs!  In all three games, rarely was I disappointed by the choice of song titles.  Guitar Hero 2 & 3 have a bit more classic and guitar rock than Rock Band, but that is only common sense since Rock Band is also concerned with songs that challenge and titillate our vocal chords and percussion skills.

The reason Guitar Hero 2 gets a lower score, even though it has the most cool songs, is due to the fact that the majority of songs are covers.  After being spoiled by Rock Band and Guitar Hero 3, it’s hard to go back to hear the generally well-played but badly sung covers on GH2.

Guitar Hero 3 has a ton of bonus songs by indie bands, but I couldn’t get into most of them.

As far as downloadables, Rock Band has the best selection so far, but there are still under 30 songs on Xbox Live.

The chart below is fairly complete, but I did not include the indie bonus tracks.  Also some of the songs, like in Guitar Hero 3 especially, can only be unlocked in co-op play.  These will give you a fair idea of what music to expect.

 

Rock Band Guitar Hero ]|[ Guitar Hero ][

  • "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" – Jet 
  • "Ballroom Blitz" – Sweet 
  • "Black Hole Sun" – Soundgarden 
  • "Blitzkrieg Bop" – Ramones 
  • "Celebrity Skin" – Hole 
  • "Cherub Rock" – Smashing Pumpkins 
  • "Creep" – Radiohead 
  • "Dani California" – Red Hot Chili Peppers 
  • "Dead on Arrival" – Fall Out Boy 
  • "Detroit Rock City" – Kiss 
  • "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" – Blue Öyster Cult 
  • "The Electric Version" – The New Pornographers 
  • "Enter Sandman" – Metallica 
  • "Epic" – Faith No More 
  • "Flirtin' with Disaster" – Molly Hatchet 
  • "Foreplay/Long Time" – Boston 
  • "Gimme Shelter" – The Rolling Stones 
  • "Go with the Flow" – Queens of the Stone Age 
  • "Green Grass and High Tides" – The Outlaws 
  • "The Hand That Feeds" – Nine Inch Nails 
  • "Here It Goes Again" – OK Go 
  • "Highway Star" – Deep Purple 
  • "I Think I'm Paranoid" – Garbage 
  • "In Bloom" – Nirvana 
  • "Learn to Fly" – Foo Fighters 
  • "Main Offender" – The Hives 
  • "Maps" – Yeah Yeah Yeahs 
  • ”Mississippi Queen" – Mountain 
  • "Next to You" – The Police 
  • "Orange Crush" – R.E.M. 
  • "Paranoid" – Black Sabbath 
  • "Reptilia" – The Strokes 
  • "Run to the Hills" – Iron Maiden 
  • "Sabotage" – Beastie Boys 
  • "Say It Ain't So" – Weezer 
  • "Should I Stay or Should I Go" – The Clash 
  • "Suffragette City" – David Bowie 
  • "Tom Sawyer" – Rush 
  • "Train Kept A-Rollin'" – Aerosmith 
  • "Vasoline" – Stone Temple Pilots 
  • "Wanted Dead or Alive" – Bon Jovi 
  • "Wave of Mutilation" – Pixies 
  • "Welcome Home" – Coheed and Cambria 
  • "When You Were Young" – The Killers 
  • "Won't Get Fooled Again" – The Who

 

  • "Barracuda" – Heart 
  • "When You Were Young" – The Killers 
  • "Bulls on Parade" – Rage Against the Machine
  • "Slow Ride" – Foghat 
  • "Sabotage" – Beastie Boys* (Encore) 
  • "School's Out" – Alice Cooper 
  • "Kool Thing" – Sonic Youth 
  • "Miss Murder" – AFI 
  • "The Seeker" – The Who 
  • "Reptilia" – The Strokes (Encore) 
  • "Paranoid" – Black Sabbath 
  • "Welcome to the Jungle" – Guns N' Roses 
  • "Anarchy in the U.K." – The Sex Pistols † 
  • "Lay Down" – Priestess 
  • "Suck My Kiss" – Red Hot Chili Peppers* (Encore) 
  • "Holiday in Cambodia" – Dead Kennedys* 
  • "Black Magic Woman" – Santana 
  • "Same Old Song and Dance" – Aerosmith 
  • "Cherub Rock" – The Smashing Pumpkins 
  • "Cities on Flame with Rock & Roll" – Blue Öyster Cult (Encore) 
  • "My Name Is Jonas" – Weezer 
  • "Black Sunshine" – White Zombie 
  • "3's & 7's" – Queens of the Stone Age 
  • "The Metal" – Tenacious D 
  • "Helicopter" – Bloc Party (Encore) 
  • "Knights of Cydonia" – Muse 
  • "One" – Metallica 
  • "The Number of the Beast" – Iron Maiden 
  • "Cult of Personality" – Living Colour † 
  • "Monsters" – Matchbook Romance (Encore) 
  • "Rock and Roll All Nite" – Kiss (Encore) 
  • Guitar Battle vs. Tom Morello (original composition) 
  • "Bulls on Parade" – Rage Against the Machine (Encore played with Tom Morello)* 
  • "Paint It, Black" – The Rolling Stones 
  • "Paranoid" – Black Sabbath 
  • "Anarchy in the U.K." – The Sex Pistols † 
  • "Kool Thing" – Sonic Youth 
  • "My Name Is Jonas" – Weezer 
  • "Even Flow" – Pearl Jam (Encore) 
  • Guitar Battle vs. Slash (original composition) 
  • "Welcome to the Jungle" – Guns N' Roses (Encore played with Slash) "Pride and Joy" – Stevie Ray Vaughan (Encore) 
  • "Cult of Personality" – Living Colour (Encore)† 
  • Guitar Battle vs. Lou (The Devil Went Down to Georgia – Steve Ouimette) (inspired by the Charlie Daniels Band)*

 

  • "Surrender" – Cheap Trick 
  • "Possum Kingdom" – Toadies 
  • "Heart-Shaped Box" – Nirvana 
  • "Salvation" – Rancid 
  • "Strutter" – Kiss † 
  • "Shout at the Devil" – Mötley Crüe (Encore) 
  • "Strutter" – Kiss † 
  • "Heart-Shaped Box" – Nirvana 
  • "Message in a Bottle" – The Police 
  • "You Really Got Me" – Van Halen[3] 
  • "Carry on Wayward Son" – Kansas (Encore) 
  • "Mother" – Danzig † 
  • "Life Wasted" – Pearl Jam 
  • "Cherry Pie" – Warrant 
  • "Woman" – Wolfmother 
  • "You Really Got Me" – Van Halen[3] 
  • "Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight" – Spinal Tap † (Encore) 
  • "Monkey Wrench" – Foo Fighters 
  • "Them Bones" – Alice in Chains 
  • "Search and Destroy" – Iggy Pop and the Stooges 
  • "Tattooed Love Boys" – The Pretenders 
  • "War Pigs" – Black Sabbath (Encore) 
  • "Carry on Wayward Son" – Kansas 
  • "Search and Destroy" – Iggy and the Stooges 
  • "Message in a Bottle" – The Police 
  • "Billion Dollar Babies" – Alice Cooper 
  • "Them Bones" – Alice in Chains 
  • "War Pigs" – Black Sabbath (Encore) 
  • "Cherry Pie" – Warrant 
  • "Who Was in My Room Last Night?" – The Butthole Surfers † 
  • "Girlfriend" – Matthew Sweet † 
  • "Can’t You Hear Me Knockin’" – The Rolling Stones † 
  • "Sweet Child O’ Mine" – Guns N’ Roses (Encore) 
  • "Monkey Wrench" – Foo Fighters 
  • "Hush" – Deep Purple 
  • "Girlfriend" – Matthew Sweet † 
  • "Who Was in My Room Last Night?" – The Butthole Surfers † 
  • "Can’t You Hear Me Knocking" – The Rolling Stones † 
  • "Sweet Child O’ Mine" – Guns N’ Roses (Encore) 
  • "Killing in the Name" – Rage Against the Machine 
  • "John the Fisherman" – Primus 
  • "Freya" – The Sword 
  • "Bad Reputation" – Thin Lizzy 
  • "Last Child" – Aerosmith † (Encore) 
  • "Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" – Rick Derringer 
  • "Tattooed Love Boys" – The Pretenders 
  • "John the Fisherman" – Primus 
  • "Jessica" – The Allman Brothers Band † 
  • "Bad Reputation" – Thin Lizzy 
  • "Last Child" – Aerosmith † (Encore) 
  • "Crazy on You" – Heart 
  • "Trippin’ on a Hole in a Paper Heart" – Stone Temple Pilots 
  • "Rock This Town" – Stray Cats 
  • "Jessica" – The Allman Brothers Band † 
  • "Stop" – Jane’s Addiction (Encore) 
  • "Crazy on You" – Heart 
  • "Trippin’ on a Hole in a Paper Heart" – Stone Temple Pilots 
  • "Dead!" – My Chemical Romance † 
  • "Killing in the Name" – Rage Against the Machine 
  • "Freya" – The Sword 
  • "Stop" – Jane’s Addiction (Encore) 
  • "Madhouse" – Anthrax 
  • "Carry Me Home" – The Living End 
  • "Laid to Rest" – Lamb of God † 
  • "Psychobilly Freakout" – Reverend Horton Heat 
  • "YYZ" – Rush (Encore) 
  • "Madhouse" – Anthrax 
  • "The Trooper" – Iron Maiden 
  • "Rock This Town" – Stray Cats 
  • "Laid to Rest" – Lamb of God † 
  • "Psychobilly Freakout" – Reverend Horton Heat 
  • "YYZ" – Rush (Encore) 
  • "Beast and the Harlot" – Avenged Sevenfold 
  • "Institutionalized" – Suicidal Tendencies † 
  • "Misirlou" – Dick Dale 
  • "Hangar 18" – Megadeth 
  • "Free Bird" – Lynyrd Skynyrd † (Encore) 
  • "Beast and the Harlot" – Avenged Sevenfold 
  • "Carry Me Home" – The Living End 
  • "Institutionalized" – Suicidal Tendencies † 
  • "Misirlou" – Dick Dale 
  • "Hangar 18" – Megadeth 
  • "Free Bird" – Lynyrd Skynyrd † (Encore)

 

Graphics:

These are some of those rare games where the graphics don’t matter all that much, but still, everyone likes nice eye candy so who really shines here? 

Definitely the winner is Rock Band.  Right from the opening video you know this is a first rate production.  This continues into the details of the menus and the excellent lip synching, guitar playing, and drum pounding of the 3D animated band. 

My second favorite is Guitar Hero 2 which has some cool imagery going on.  I felt Guitar Hero 3  was the weakest of the three, as the artwork wasn’t quite as interesting or innovative as part 2.  Slash definitely looks like Slash though!

 

Instrument Quality:

There is no way to compare all the instruments because GH 1&2 only have guitars, whereas Rock Band comes with guitar, mic, and drum set.

As far as guitars, I played extensively with all three and for me it was a mixed bag.  There is no one guitar that is my absolute favorite.  I like the size and large frets of the Rock Band guitar, but it’s "strummer" is way too loose and sloppy and sometimes seems to miss notes.  GH 2 has a nice guitar (I used the X-plorer) but it has to be plugged in like the Rock Band Guitar.  Only GH 3 comes with a wireless version, which is a big plus.  GH3 and GH2 have more solid feeling guitars and seem more durable, especially the GH3 guitar.  So overall GH3 has the edge here.

Regarding the mic and drum kit in Rock Band: 

The mic is fine.  It’s just like a regular Logitech USB mic. 

The drum kit is great, but I’ve heard there are some issues with them eventually falling apart.  I believe it.  It’s not shoddy, but I don’t think it could take regular daily pounding by restless teen boys for more than a month or two.  **I recommend you buy Rock Band somewhere with an extended service warranty on the instruments.** (I got this from Best Buy for an extra $30 bucks for 2 years full replacement.)

 

Solo Fun: 

Guitar Hero 2 and 3 are both amazingly fun single player experiences.  I like the boss battles added in GH 3.  The Tom Morello battle was especially exciting. 

If you have heard that the difficulty level in Guitar Hero 3 has gotten ridiculous once you set it to hard or expert:  Well you have heard right!  Hard is extremely difficult even on the easier songs.  And expert?  What a joke.  Is there anyone alive who can do Metallica’s One on Expert?

At first, I wasn’t sold on Rock Band as a satisfying single player experience until I got good enough to play guitar AND sing in Rock Band tour mode.  The single player tour mode is not as exciting as the band mode, so I recommend at least playing bass and singing at the same time so that you can play the multiplayer tour mode.

If you want to shred guitar, make sure you crank it up an extra notch from where you would keep it in Guitar Hero to keep it intense.  I’ve heard complaints that Rock Band is too easy compared to Guitar Hero.  This might be a problem for people who are used to playing Guitar Hero 2 on Expert, but everyone else should find one of the difficulty settings to their liking.

Multiplayer Fun:

 

This is where Rock Band shines and puts Guitar Hero to shame.  Co-op Guitar Hero can’t compare to the full-fledged band experience you get jamming out in Rock Band with two or three other people.

 

Long term value:

Overall, I give a thumbs up to all three games.  They are all fun, and if you are into the music genre you will eventually want to own all three.

Rock Band, once you get past the danger of failing instruments, has the most long term potential for fun as you can do so more many things with it.  Get bored of guitar?  Play drums.  Bored of drums?  Sing.  Sick of singing?  Be Phil Collins and play drums and sing at the same time!  Or be Jack White and play guitar and sing at the same time.  I’ll come over and be Meg  on drums and we can all rock out together!

 

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Rock on & on,

Izabael

 

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