25.  I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.

24.  I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

23.  It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

22.  It’s not what I do, but the way I do it. It’s not what I say, but the way I say it.

21.  Keep a diary, and someday it’ll keep you.

20.  Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.

19.  Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.

18.  One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

17.  A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

16.  A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.

15.  A man’s kiss is his signature.

14.  A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.

13.  All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

12.  Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.

11.  Personally, I like two types of men – domestic and foreign.

10.  She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

9.  Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.

8.  Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

7.  I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

6.  To err is human, but it feels divine.

5.  Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

4.  When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

3.  When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.

2.  Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

1.  You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

 

xoxo,

Iza