This is one of those blogs where I present something you don’t see just any old day–even on the Internet. The title of this blog comes from the title of this essay which I link for your perusal here: Fisting and God’s Will.
Too lazy to click? I present you with some quotes from this genuine and serious Christian website on the advisability of “fisting” in the Christian marriage:
“In the Song of Solomon, the Bible describes the act of fisting and the profound erotic bliss it induces: It is the voice of my beloved! He knocks, saying, “Open for me, my sister, my love, My dove, my perfect one”…My love thrust his hand through the opening, and my feelings were stirred for him. (Song of Solomon 5:2-4) Here we see the lover gently coaxing his companion to open up to him, metaphorically “knocking at her door,” preparing her sexually and emotionally to receive his hand inside her. Gradually he works more and more fingers into her, until the moment when her vagina yields and his hand slips fully inside her, thrusting “through the opening.” She then describes the powerful passion that this arouses in her as she envelopes his entire hand inside her body. Many couples describe this moment, as the fist makes full penetration into the vaginal opening, as transcendent and a sexual revelation. As the woman’s body accommodates her husband’s hand, both may experience a sense of physical, sexual, emotional, and spiritual oneness.”
Whoa! This isn’t your mother’s Christianity, I don’t think….
Let’s read on!
“Fisting as an Act of Faith
Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand.”
By now you are probably shaking your head in disgust… or rushing out to convert to Christianity…either way, it gets BETTER:
“Role Reversal
So far we have only discussed a husband fisting his wife, but some couples may wonder if it is appropriate for a wife to fist her husband if he enjoys anal stimulation. In most cases, a wife indulging her husband’s desire to receive light anal play is not problematic in the context of a healthy sexual relationship. A wife may even anally penetrate her partner with a strap-on dildo if he enjoys this, and if their respective roles as husband and wife are secure outside of the bedroom.”
Anal fisting? How apropos considering what’s going on with our economy at the moment.
There is no information on where this crazy church exists, but they also have articles on how it’s okay to Ménage à trois and practice BDSM all the while maintaining your good standing with the Lord on High.
With Christianity like this, who needs sin?
xoxo,
Izabael
